The Secret Beach

See, there really isn't anybody there...

Lured by the suggestion of a beach with no tourists or touts we've come to another homestay, a beautiful Portuguese place - the Portuguese obviously knew how to pick a spot - which we seem to have entirely to ourselves other than the housekeeper/cook who has just rustled us up a Keralan fish stew.

As suggested the beach in question is actually almost deserted, apart from a the fishermen lounging around smoking fags and some local children who ask you a few questions to practice their English before running off giggling.

I'd of course love to tell you where it is, but that would be giving the game away wouldn't it...